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A Recent Study Proves Most Babies are Ugly

Submitted by editor on Mon, 10/05/2020 - 23:12

A recent study proves, once and for all: Most babies are ugly.

Are your progeny among them? 

Let's face it. We don't like the sight -- or smell, for that matter -- of our friends' or siblings' babies. They giggle and look at us as if they are the very gift from God Himself. But my goodness, some of them are truly ugly.

There's nothing worse than the smell of your friend's baby's diaper.

This study, meticulously undertaken by clinicians in the James Hopkins Institute in Wilmington, Illinois, looked at several hundred babies of various ethnic origin, and determined definitively that most parents are "deluded by Mother Nature" into believing that their own kids are something special, but that the truth is more often likely their kids look like "victims of genetic experimentation".

"I can't believe my own infants could be so repulsive", local woman Derrice Flipkin said to her husband Derrick when the report had awoken her to the reality of the situation.

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