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Florida Alligator Eats Ballot Box; Mailman Runs For His Life

Submitted by editor on Mon, 10/12/2020 - 15:55
alligator eats ballot box.

Naples, Florida: Local US Postal Service workers remain on alert after an alligator snatched a ballot box from a US Postal Service vehicle this morning. The alligator in question was photographed by local retiree Misti Leofric scurrying off with a ballot box, which the creature grabbed out of the back of a US Postal Service vehicle on its rounds of this popular suburb of Lee County.

The State Governor said the alligator was bred and trained by the Clintons and Barack Obama in a blatant attempt to "make the White House look bad". 

It turned out, the ballot box in question was a recycled one, and it contained three live chickens, on their way from an upstate poultry farm to a local Cuban immigrant household. The smell and noise coming from the box was tempatation beyond resistance for the hungry reptile and he simply took his opportunity for this smash-and-grab.

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