Skip to main content

You are here

43 Years Married, Area Man Discovers Wife is Actually a Man

Submitted by editor on Fri, 10/16/2020 - 18:50

A local Lakewood man discovers his wife of 42 years is a man. Says he always "wondered why she could never make a good sandwich".

Richard Fendrick only found out during his wife's funeral that she was, in fact, a man, and not the "hot piece of ass" she appeared to be when they first married.

His wife, on the other hand, was one of the first in the state to avail of the sex change operations available in the 1960s, and had been taking hormones the whole time.

"I was totally convinced at the beginning", said Mr. Fendrick, "but later, the facial hair was a bit of a turnoff".

"And she was only ever interested in anal sex, and only with her back to me", he said, "and wow was she shy. In 43 years, i never actually saw her naked". I understand everything now.

Mr. Fendrick only found out when his "wife" has an accident in the kitchen and an ambulance was called. The paramedics needed to strip her partially naked when she was unconscious. It was then that Fendrick saw her genitals for the first time. 

"How do you feel about that?" we asked Fendrick about his wife's newly discovered gender. "At this point", he said, "it doesn't make much difference. She's pretty handy when the car needs a push-start, or a jar needs opening, so I'm pretty happy."

Add new comment

Filtered HTML

  • Web page addresses and e-mail addresses turn into links automatically.
  • Allowed HTML tags: <a> <em> <strong> <cite> <blockquote> <code> <ul> <ol> <li> <dl> <dt> <dd>
  • Lines and paragraphs break automatically.

Plain text

  • No HTML tags allowed.
  • Web page addresses and e-mail addresses turn into links automatically.
  • Lines and paragraphs break automatically.
Premium Drupal Themes by Adaptivethemes